What do we write on an about page? This is the place where I get to tell the world just who I am. Or do I tell the world who I would like to see myself as?
I am tall, and exceptionally beautiful, with an IQ in the 200’s. I have a film star husband and 8 perfect children, the eldest of which has just graduated with a first from Oxford…
…or maybe not.
The truth is that I am a human being. I worry a lot. I run a lot. I like to write. I would like to be able to do maths.
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